Betty Shelby

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 05.18.17

* IBM says Watson's about to take away your job, which is an announcement IBM makes roughly every three months because they're taunting us. [Corporate Counsel] * Betty Shelby acquitted in the killing of a black motorist because apparently it's always reasonable to believe a random black guy is going to pull a gun. [NBC News] * Former client seeks $1.4 million back that it spent trying to disqualify BakerHostetler. [Law360] * Latham's Alice Fisher has pulled out of the FBI Director sweepstakes. All eyes are on Joe Lieberman right now, but folks G. Gordon Liddy is just sitting there raring to go. [National Law Journal] * And apparently Sheriff Clarke (who I'm sure was Trump's personal pick) is taking a Homeland Security job so he can focus on harassing the poor and disadvantaged without having to bother all those nice bankers. [New York Times] * Judge Charles Breyer took a break from writing the best benchslaps of all time to issue a groundbreaking video game ruling citing Star Wars and Love Actually -- two movies that should never, ever be mentioned in the same sentence. [Hollywood Reporter] * Stupid fan lawsuit against Warriors center ZaZa Pachulia moves on. [KENS5] * More horrific allegations from Ken Starr's world-class leadership at Baylor. [Huffington Post]

By Joe Patrice
Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 09.23.16

* Tulsa police officer Betty Shelby has been charged with first-degree manslaughter in the shooting death of Terence Crutcher. In the charging documents, prosecutors said she "reacted unreasonably by escalating the situation." If convicted, she faces between up to life in prison. [AP] * Thanks to millennials in the workforce, some Biglaw firms are doing away with corner offices, since those corner offices can be intimidating to young associates. Rainmakers at a few firms were pretty pissed: "Some partners said, ‘We earn this — It’s a right of passage. It’s where we work.'" [Big Law Business] * “We should really hold the Department of Justice’s feet to the fire here. Will they pursue individuals and not just the underlings?” Many are hoping that the Department of Justice will use Wells Fargo's misconduct as its test case for getting tough on corporate executives responsible for corporate crime. [DealBook / New York Times] * ACLU attorney Ahilan Arulanantham won a $625K MacArthur "genius grant" for his legal work performed on behalf of immigrants facing deportation, which has set "vital precedents to expand the rights of non-citizens.” He's the second immigration attorney to win the award in three years. Congratulations on this achievement! [WSJ Law Blog] * “If things slow down and I had time, I really want to go to law school." Despite the fact that she hasn't even gone to college, Kim Kardashian West wants to follow in her late father's footsteps and become a lawyer. Which law school do you think would be willing to accept the queen of reality TV? Would she be able to bring Kanye? [Daily Caller]

By Staci Zaretsky